Nicole Simone

AAAHHH PERF!

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georgie-chaos:

crydaisy:

standpoor:

excusemyhubris:

standpoor:

it’s like 80 in SF today!

Your ass is out. You have no decency. Hope you were going to the beach and not just casually walking around.

HAHAHAHAHH fuck off. I 100% walked around all day like that because I can. I have more decency than you though, at least I understand that people have the right to wear what makes them feel good :’)

WHAT A FRICKIN CUTIE OMG THOSE SHOES THAT SIDE BOOB I WANNA GIVE YOU A NICE SMELLING CANDLE OR SMTHN TO MAKE U SMILE wowww

I think your outfit is delightful, and an entirely sensible response to summery days.

The weirdest thing is… If she were going to the beach it would be fine, but everywhere else… Nope? 
I seriously don’t get that. Bikinis are just underwear. So why can’t someone just wear that if they want to? Why is it only okay if you’re on sand? XD

i-freakin-love-disney:

killerdraco:

memewhore:

disneyworldwonders:

Can I just say that I think this is the way Mulan should appear int the parks. In the beginning of the movie they make it very clear that the dress she wears to meet the matchmaker is not comfortable nor does it represent her personality. She spends the whole of the film proving that she is not a prize to be won or just a pawn to be married off at earliest convenience. She proves her worth in this outfit. She saves China in this outfit. She falls in love in this outfit. She risks her life, makes her strongest friendships, and changes the entire country IN THIS OUTFIT. Then they have her walk around the park in the same outfit she wore in the first scene of the movie and I think it is really negative toward her character. That is not who she is.



I’ve seen this post pop up on my dash time and time again, and it’s never quite sat right with me. I agree 120% with the idea that the pink “matchmaker dress” is a poor way to represent Mulan in the theme parks, but… so is her soldier armor. It’s just as much not who she is as the pink dress. It represents her pretending to be Ping, and her deceiving everyone around her. It is her pretending to be a man, to be someone else entirely. Honestly, if you want to talk about the outfit that best represents her, I’d suggest this one:

The outfit she wore when she defeated Shan Yu. That is who Mulan is; a warrior, but still a woman. It displays all of the strength that she truly has, yet still manages to be true to who she truly is. This it the outfit that she changed the entire country in; would anything have changed if she was still pretending to be a man? I doubt it. This proves that a woman can be strong, but still be feminine. Given that many people tend to equate being feminine with weakness, I think portraying that the two are not mutually exclusive is a damn powerful message to be portraying to kids in theme parks.
Just my two cents.

THANK YOU

I actually have problems with cosplay of her in her matchmaker dress- I mean, I get that it’s beautiful, but the cosplayer should spend the whole time looking uncomfortable and awkward if they choose that dress. ;)

i-freakin-love-disney:

killerdraco:

memewhore:

disneyworldwonders:

Can I just say that I think this is the way Mulan should appear int the parks. In the beginning of the movie they make it very clear that the dress she wears to meet the matchmaker is not comfortable nor does it represent her personality. She spends the whole of the film proving that she is not a prize to be won or just a pawn to be married off at earliest convenience. She proves her worth in this outfit. She saves China in this outfit. She falls in love in this outfit. She risks her life, makes her strongest friendships, and changes the entire country IN THIS OUTFIT. Then they have her walk around the park in the same outfit she wore in the first scene of the movie and I think it is really negative toward her character. That is not who she is.

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I’ve seen this post pop up on my dash time and time again, and it’s never quite sat right with me. I agree 120% with the idea that the pink “matchmaker dress” is a poor way to represent Mulan in the theme parks, but… so is her soldier armor. It’s just as much not who she is as the pink dress. It represents her pretending to be Ping, and her deceiving everyone around her. It is her pretending to be a man, to be someone else entirely. Honestly, if you want to talk about the outfit that best represents her, I’d suggest this one:

image

The outfit she wore when she defeated Shan Yu. That is who Mulan is; a warrior, but still a woman. It displays all of the strength that she truly has, yet still manages to be true to who she truly is. This it the outfit that she changed the entire country in; would anything have changed if she was still pretending to be a man? I doubt it. This proves that a woman can be strong, but still be feminine. Given that many people tend to equate being feminine with weakness, I think portraying that the two are not mutually exclusive is a damn powerful message to be portraying to kids in theme parks.

Just my two cents.

THANK YOU

I actually have problems with cosplay of her in her matchmaker dress- I mean, I get that it’s beautiful, but the cosplayer should spend the whole time looking uncomfortable and awkward if they choose that dress. ;)

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askunderbust:

smoke-and-somnolence:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY askunderbust :D
D’: Sorry it’s kind of late omg time zone difference I don’t even know if it’s still your birthday, apologies!
underbust, straggletag.

oh my fucking god OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS IS THE BEST EVER OMIGOD! *giant squishy hug*

can I favourite this a million times? e_e;; <3<3<3

askunderbust:

smoke-and-somnolence:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY askunderbust :D

D’: Sorry it’s kind of late omg time zone difference I don’t even know if it’s still your birthday, apologies!

underbust, straggletag.

oh my fucking god OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS IS THE BEST EVER OMIGOD! *giant squishy hug*

can I favourite this a million times? e_e;; <3<3<3

litlpup:

sabaceanbabe:

ryulongd:

why is the chow chow paired with a lioness toy

Look at his face.  He’s wondering the same thing.

FRIENDS

The corgi is with a cow… I mean… Wut?

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denali-winter:

theconceptofawoman:

strangeasanjles:

princesswhatevr:

loveistheessenceoflife:

ctron164:

s1uts:

imdemetrialynn:

britches-and-hose:

imdemetrialynn:

I think we all feeling his expression to this shit right now. lmao 

I said I feel like him before I even scrolled down to see the rest of the post. We’ve been saying she’s mocking us but so many of you still don’t get it.

shit is clear as day in their face though. I’ll never understand why some choose to be blinded. 

Somebody kick her ass please

People need to stay woke and stop financing this broad’s racist antics by going to her shows and paying for her music on iTunes . Shut her down already !

She is actually the worst.

This is disgusting!!!

She is making a mockery of black women and I am so sick of people supporting her!

Fuck that. Sweep the leg!

Fuck this cracker, for real.

Ugh fuck this petty little bitch!

It is physically impossible for me to respect anyone who listens to her music. Jesus god.

I don’t think she’s _trying_ to be a racist cunt, but I don’t think being a genuinely stupid moron who is disinterested in listening to logic is all that much better. 

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rdreamwalker:

asilookatthemoon:






The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.



The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.


My life is complete.

Life is over as we know it

rdreamwalker:

asilookatthemoon:

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.

My life is complete.

Life is over as we know it

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onlydillon:

deaddreamers:

best photoset I’ve ever seen

I’ve seen all I need to see in life 

LLLLLLLLAAAMMMAAA FAAAACE!

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owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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XD

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poison-liker:

rincewitch:

video games have rewired my brain to the extent that the “Take Train into City” -> “MANHATTAN DISCOVERED” sequence legit excited me a bit

oh my god i’m so relieved i didn’t scroll down to see “available now on google glass!”

I enjoyed this post far more than I had any right to. 

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