thelifeoflives:

moonblossom:

chenisthebestkitty:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Top: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Bottom: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.

The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.

One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.

I’m laughing hysterically.
How bad can your costume department fuck up when a PORN PARODY has better looking costumes? Fuckin’ A.

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senpusha:

putting together a Fiona cosplay for a costume party (o u o)!

Some kinds of adorbs- or ALL kinds of adorbs?

senpusha:

putting together a Fiona cosplay for a costume party (o u o)!

Some kinds of adorbs- or ALL kinds of adorbs?

areasonablyinformeddecision:

aspacelobster:

areasonablyinformeddecision:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

MITCHELL MITCHELL MITCHELL LOOK LOOK FUCK

I know right!
On the other hand though, porridge is gross.

HOW DARE YOU

FUCK OFF PORRIDGE IS GROSS- YOU’RE AN IDIOT! 
(Takes her porridge very seriously)

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Anonymous said: Penises are for urinating and supplying sperm for reproduction, doesn't mean we urinate and fuck in public .. why should breast feeding be okay? fucking typical one sided feminist

skiptheyouth:

sktagg23:

Does your penis provide sustenance for another person? No. Can you show your nipples in public if you want to? Yes. Also, breasts are not genitals or sex organs. Only 13 out of 190 cultures world wide consider them to be sexual or even private parts. Don’t even act like this is a feminist thing. This is a babies-have-the-right-to-eat thing.

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I’ve seen more men urinating in public than I have women breast feeding, like are you fucking kidding me??!? Men take every excuse to expose themselves in public to make women uncomfortable.

Whilst I’m taking a bit of a break from active vocal feminism at the moment- as I am re-evaluating a lot of opinions- (Not changing the ways that I feel, just trying to differentiate internally between the way I feel and the chiming hoards of overzealous Tumblrites who in my opinion actually hurt a lot of the cause.)

I have seen SO MANY MORE DUDES PISS IN PUBLIC THAN I HAVE EVER SEEN WOMEN BREAST FEEDING. Like- it’s staggering the quantities more of men Micturating than women Sustaining Infants.

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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merelei:

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

YOU’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION! THIS SCENE IS THE BEST ONE! -me

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topographygo:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

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thedaintysquid:

kwen-b:

chrisbrinleejr:

Took Finch on her first camping trip for my birthday this weekend.

This is my favorite

!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish Mordecai would do this!

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sekigan:

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