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Many military jokes. But this one was very relevant for this website in particular. 

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Check out the webcomic: http://terminallance.com/

Many military jokes. But this one was very relevant for this website in particular. 

petrak:

songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

A better reminder is the fact that the males have venom producing spurs in their ankles that can incapacitate an adult.

Australia: It’s smaller than you think it is (except the spiders.) and it can still kill you. (Also the spiders.)

senpusha:

HAPPY TIME

the cake was amazing btw tyty~

(Source: tailoftwokitties)

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

I am about to attempt the most Australian thing I have ever done…  Timtam slamming a glass of goon.

Okay, I have done it.
It was actually way better than I expected, the fact that you have to concentrate on sucking the goon through the TimTam means that you ignore the taste. The fact the the goon is cold also means that you can drink heaps through the TimTam without it losing structural integrity. And then at the end you have a kind of alcoholic TimTam.
9/10 would TimTam slam goon again.

Okay so while tumblr was down I did this twice more, the second time was just as wondrous as the first, however the third was a bit eh. I feel like that had more to do with the fact that goon tastes terrible and less to do with the fact that I was TimTam slamming it.
Also, chunks of TimTam are far worse looking when they are floating in goon. 
So after more than one my rating goes down to about 6/10

Oh god, can people please stop reblogging this. I don’t want this to be a thing.

NO! AAHHH!

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

buckyisback:

I am about to attempt the most Australian thing I have ever done…
Timtam slamming a glass of goon.

Okay, I have done it.

It was actually way better than I expected, the fact that you have to concentrate on sucking the goon through the TimTam means that you ignore the taste. The fact the the goon is cold also means that you can drink heaps through the TimTam without it losing structural integrity. And then at the end you have a kind of alcoholic TimTam.

9/10 would TimTam slam goon again.

Okay so while tumblr was down I did this twice more, the second time was just as wondrous as the first, however the third was a bit eh. I feel like that had more to do with the fact that goon tastes terrible and less to do with the fact that I was TimTam slamming it.

Also, chunks of TimTam are far worse looking when they are floating in goon. 

So after more than one my rating goes down to about 6/10

Oh god, can people please stop reblogging this. I don’t want this to be a thing.

NO! AAHHH!

(via petrak)

missnom:

mymodernmet:

These spectacular photographs reveal the amazingly tiny details of the life of snails. Using a macro approach, Ukrainian photographer Vyacheslav Mishchenko gets up close and personal to capture a variety of miniature landscapes as the little creatures go about their daily lives. With great patience and a steady hand, the artist obtains crisp, sharp details that seem unbelievable when viewers consider how small the scenes really are in comparison to our everyday surroundings.

Wow. These are the most beautiful snails/photos…

senpusha:

bolto:

reminder

porn dubs without the porn is the best thing I never knew I would become obsessed with.

the… potato tier voice acting.

A-hahaha glorious. 

(Source: youtube.com)

lilneopuppy:

Now I feel worse for Fitzpatrick.

From the description

"This song was specifically composed to torture pianists, which I could have guessed after playing through the game. The reason is the middle part, which lacks any distinct melody, chord progression or rhythm (or maybe I just can’t see them). There’s not a single repitition in that part, which makes it a sheer test of your will to get through. Took me about a year."

"This is the 13th take”

 

It manages to be quite a nice song too in spite of it being designed for torture. =p

(via georgie-chaos)

Kitchen is clean

puke-ahontas:

Which is good, because tomorrow we’re making brownies and corn muffins and rice and a big pot of chilli.

Not as good as a chilli of pot. 

bearlysane:

hulllo

I don’t usually reblog sexy men- but damn. 

(Source: mymenstocktaking, via dogslug)

If Metalslug doesn’t give you boners, then you’re somehow missing the point. 

(Source: cerror, via petrak)